Minions

As I was sitting in my car this today enjoying my Sunday morning...that and I thought I started work an hour before I was supposed to...oopsie hehe. I started thinking how awesome it would be to hae minions? Don't judge me, wouldn't you like to have minions? OMG that would be the dream. So how do I go about recruiting minions? Hmm this is something to really think about, I should get started on this. Any suggestions?