So I'm surfing through the internet and come across this post. It's a conversation that a person was having with AT&T. Definitely a must read. Don't know why I didn't think to do something similar ever before!
Who knows what goes on in these demented brains of ours... Terets? ADD? Do you really want to know? We blog to share our infinite wisdom (Please don't send the men in white coats, unless they're HOTT ) Read our damn Mission Statement f***ers! Don't be lazy or learn how to read...just sayin.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
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Monday, April 18, 2011
Wanna be a Superhero?
Interested in being a superhero? If so, you must have 3 important qualities:
1. YOU MUST WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR OVER YOUR TIGHTS.
1. YOU MUST WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR OVER YOUR TIGHTS.
2. MUST HAVE A CAPE.
3. MUST HAVE DEAD PARENTS. (This is the most important one. It guarantees success.)
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
seriously, follow us...
Not going to lie, we're getting quite the fan base. So a friend of ours was praising us about this blog that you're reading right this second. Oh yea, we know... you're addicted too. Totally understand. We're amazing... why wouldn't you want to read all about the random shenanigans that go through our heads. Like we said, quite entertaining!
& somehow I digress. So she was telling Research & I about how funny our posts are (why, thank you!) and how she thinks that this is going to do really well (stop, you're making us blush!). Of course, we advertise/market it and tell her to follow us on Blogger. She responds back, "I'm following you already on Facebook and shared it on my wall".
With two serious faces we respond back, "We know, but seriously... follow us on Blogger."
This probably is one of those "you had to be there moments", but seriously I'm talking to you. Follow us on Blogger! :) Thank you, come again!
& somehow I digress. So she was telling Research & I about how funny our posts are (why, thank you!) and how she thinks that this is going to do really well (stop, you're making us blush!). Of course, we advertise/market it and tell her to follow us on Blogger. She responds back, "I'm following you already on Facebook and shared it on my wall".
With two serious faces we respond back, "We know, but seriously... follow us on Blogger."
This probably is one of those "you had to be there moments", but seriously I'm talking to you. Follow us on Blogger! :) Thank you, come again!
Friday, April 8, 2011
Move Bitch Get Out The Way
Ever sit at a bar or hell even computer labs at school and have a staring contest with anyone? I DO!
Yet another night at our local watering hole, Development and I sitting at the bar drinks on hand with a pen and a napkin. While writing, Development and I notice a guy staring (this game has been played before between this guy and I).
Development: He's staring again... ( leans in to look at what I'm writing)
Research: Get out of his way! You're keeping him at staring!
Development: (leans back) Is that better?
Research: (checks) YES!
Yet another night at our local watering hole, Development and I sitting at the bar drinks on hand with a pen and a napkin. While writing, Development and I notice a guy staring (this game has been played before between this guy and I).
Development: He's staring again... ( leans in to look at what I'm writing)
Research: Get out of his way! You're keeping him at staring!
Development: (leans back) Is that better?
Research: (checks) YES!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
no, independence day isn't all that important
I remember this guy and I are born on the same day so I make note - "Oh he and I are born on the 4th of July... we're totally amazing!"
Research... always gotta one up me says, "... and I'm born on the 12th. I'm better!"
Research... always gotta one up me says, "... and I'm born on the 12th. I'm better!"
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